10/01/2009

Lady Gaga cancels tour with Kanye West and 50 Cent calls the whole thang "gay"

So Kanye and Gaga were supposed to embark on the very first multi-racial musical tour ever in the history of music. But then Kanye shit-slapped Taylor Dane at the VMAs, then 50 Cent called the tour "The Gay Tour" and now, the tour is cancelled. I was scheduled to be a t-shirt vendor in Miami, Detroit and Vietnam, but I just got word that my contract has been torn up and the paycheck I made while training for this gig has been canceled. Don't cry over spilled milk I say. So, I am going to the club to get drunk and bring me home a man to forget this whole mess.
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