7/23/2009

Listen to the radio like its 1992

I am going to be on the radio LIVE this Friday night, July 25, 2009, 9pm EST on 104.1 WTKS. You have to listen, ho. Chris will be on, too.

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7/19/2009

Ask Raptastic- a sample

Me and Chris is made this little "demo" for the SBK Live radio show on 104.1. I hope they like it.

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7/13/2009

Dead Michael makes Mariah sink bad

7-14-09: Send in your original mp3s of songs and comedy skits, comments and what not to ladyraptastic@gmail.com, follow me on twitter.com/helloplease, and on facebook at facebook.com/ladyraptastic.

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7/12/2009

Lady and Cheryl and D String Lullaby

Remember to send in yo own original mp3s of songs and comedy skits and what not to ladyraptastic at gmail dot com, folllow me on twitter at twitter.com slash hello please, and on facebook. at facebook dot come slash layraptastic. The song "D String Lullaby" was written and performer by two white listeners named Chris Freeman and Chris Willis. You can find more music from them at youtube.com/user/CFreemanActor.

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7/03/2009

Tears for Michael live event


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For Immediate Release July 3, 2009
Contact: Linda Cocksmouth, LadyRaptastic@gmail.com

"Tears for Michael- Am Orlando Tribute to the King"
Blacks-only Lake Eola Michael Jackson tribute

B.L.A.A.D.D.E. civic group (Black Ladies of African American Descent Dying Excessively) is inviting all people of color (black only please) to pay tribute to Michael Jackson at Lake Eola Park. Citizens are invited to gather around the perimeter of Lake Eola starting at 7pm on July 14, 2009. They will paint their faces white in tribute to Michael Jackson Makeup and applicators not provided. Then they will hold hands with each other, making a link of people around the entire lake, listen to "Heal the World" play from seven speakers in seven of the swan boats in the lake, and then at the end of song, at the same time, they will all break their noses. For Michael. White people not allowed to participate, no offense. They can watch from their cars.

Produced By: B.L.A.A.D.D.E. (Black Ladies of African American Descent Dying Excessively)
Date: Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Time: 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Facebook Event Page: http://digg.com/u17Hes

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7/02/2009

Meet Wayne. (He is no Chris please)

Wayne speaks with me about black vs white pubic hair, having sex with 9 year old black map-making pirates, 2-second lag time, look at the Ladys pubic hair, Wayne is a rapist.

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