Will Smith clown
Obama Bin Laden clowniTunes | RSS | Facebook | MySpace | VM: 912-CAT-LYKA | Email
1/05/2009
1/03/2009
Two sets of nine-year old twins
Show notes please (14:56) I went to my friend Guana's friend Toenail's birthday at Club Rococo which was packed to the rafters with black people and two slutty white girls (which I am always jealous of). Guana got two sets of nine year old twins (from nine possible WHITE baby daddies she did a gang bang with) who are not in school cuz she Christian. Obama Bin Laden's wife IS ugly. Halle Barry has white people shoulder. Duane Reade is not Wal Mart. When women cannot take care of they babies, they give them to charity. You ever seen a photo of Santa Claus naked? (Download the mp3)
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1/02/2009
Cardio-arithmatic & muscle relaxing
Show notes please: (11:09) I have to go where the white people are since they are my audience, so I now have a Facebook page. Shave the dead skin off your feet. The new year is a new shoe and you have to put it on your foot. Have some HIV-poitive thought: (a) I can be a new person, (b) I can lose weight or (c) I will not get so drunk that I have multiple rape charges against myself brought upon me by the many men up in my neighborhood, please. Merry Christmas everybody. I am not a prophet. My tongue gets exercise.
My resolutions for the new year: I am going on a new exercise regime: cardio-arithmatic and heart palpatating muscle relaxing. I will feed myself nutritionally: I will save up and go to the white people grocery store. 3. Hula hoop to strengthen my gut. 4. I will spend more time with my friends, but not my family. (I will join the African American Ladies Knitting League.) 5. I will plant a tree a day. (Download the mp3)
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12/30/2008
Two birdcages in my hands
Show notes please: (6:47) My goal is to lose 300 pounds this month. I have two birdcages in my hands. Topic #1: lynching in Mississippi: it's racist. Topic #2: Payless going out of business. Topic #3: my grandfather's wooden shoes are in a glass case in an attic that burned down. I miss my Mariah footwear. Topic #3: I do not have rectal cancer in my breasts. (Download the mp3)
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12/29/2008
Moment of Racism: monkeys in clothes
I have no words for this. You thought racism died when Obama Bin Laden became Governor Elect of the free world of the US? Think again. Lord Jesus.iTunes | RSS | MySpace | VM: 912-CAT-LYKA | ladyraptastic@gmail.com
Moment of Racism: Naked black woman
The plaque on this statue says that a real dead black woman was coated in metal and is inside this statue. When you walk by it, you can smell it. Racist.iTunes | RSS | MySpace | VM: 912-CAT-LYKA | ladyraptastic@gmail.com
White people is fat
You know she just polished off a whole loaf of pumpkin bread, please. And she is either waiting for her obese friend who's inside without her walker, or this woman brought a walker AND a hover-round. Damn ho! Talk about transportation options!iTunes | RSS | MySpace | VM: 912-CAT-LYKA | ladyraptastic@gmail.com
Videos
Video Podcast Episode 2: Beef
Video Podcast Episode 3: Interview
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12/28/2008
Dis my new home, please
This is the brand new home for "The Lady Raptastic Show." This will be one-stop-shopping for the podcast, the blog, the videos and the cartoon. I don't promise to make more crap any faster than I did in the past. All I promise is this blog is in existence and I will be black til I die, please.
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