Moment of Racism: Black Clowns

Will Smith clown
Obama Bin Laden clown

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Two sets of nine-year old twins

Show notes please (14:56) I went to my friend Guana's friend Toenail's birthday at Club Rococo which was packed to the rafters with black people and two slutty white girls (which I am always jealous of). Guana got two sets of nine year old twins (from nine possible WHITE baby daddies she did a gang bang with) who are not in school cuz she Christian. Obama Bin Laden's wife IS ugly. Halle Barry has white people shoulder. Duane Reade is not Wal Mart. When women cannot take care of they babies, they give them to charity. You ever seen a photo of Santa Claus naked? (Download the mp3)

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Cardio-arithmatic & muscle relaxing

Show notes please: (11:09) I have to go where the white people are since they are my audience, so I now have a Facebook page. Shave the dead skin off your feet. The new year is a new shoe and you have to put it on your foot. Have some HIV-poitive thought: (a) I can be a new person, (b) I can lose weight or (c) I will not get so drunk that I have multiple rape charges against myself brought upon me by the many men up in my neighborhood, please. Merry Christmas everybody. I am not a prophet. My tongue gets exercise.

My resolutions for the new year: I am going on a new exercise regime: cardio-arithmatic and heart palpatating muscle relaxing. I will feed myself nutritionally: I will save up and go to the white people grocery store. 3. Hula hoop to strengthen my gut. 4. I will spend more time with my friends, but not my family. (I will join the African American Ladies Knitting League.) 5. I will plant a tree a day. (Download the mp3)

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