12/30/2008
Two birdcages in my hands
Show notes please: (6:47) My goal is to lose 300 pounds this month. I have two birdcages in my hands. Topic #1: lynching in Mississippi: it's racist. Topic #2: Payless going out of business. Topic #3: my grandfather's wooden shoes are in a glass case in an attic that burned down. I miss my Mariah footwear. Topic #3: I do not have rectal cancer in my breasts. (Download the mp3)
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12/29/2008
Moment of Racism: monkeys in clothes
I have no words for this. You thought racism died when Obama Bin Laden became Governor Elect of the free world of the US? Think again. Lord Jesus.iTunes | RSS | MySpace | VM: 912-CAT-LYKA | ladyraptastic@gmail.com
Moment of Racism: Naked black woman
The plaque on this statue says that a real dead black woman was coated in metal and is inside this statue. When you walk by it, you can smell it. Racist.iTunes | RSS | MySpace | VM: 912-CAT-LYKA | ladyraptastic@gmail.com
White people is fat
You know she just polished off a whole loaf of pumpkin bread, please. And she is either waiting for her obese friend who's inside without her walker, or this woman brought a walker AND a hover-round. Damn ho! Talk about transportation options!iTunes | RSS | MySpace | VM: 912-CAT-LYKA | ladyraptastic@gmail.com
Videos
Video Podcast Episode 2: Beef
Video Podcast Episode 3: Interview
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12/28/2008
Dis my new home, please
This is the brand new home for "The Lady Raptastic Show." This will be one-stop-shopping for the podcast, the blog, the videos and the cartoon. I don't promise to make more crap any faster than I did in the past. All I promise is this blog is in existence and I will be black til I die, please.
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